Fourteen.

Its been months since I posted. Or at least it feels like it. In Ellensburg for the summer, keeping it fresh and what not.


This is how other people view me im 80% positive.

http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/index.php?comicID=174

Thirteen.

Oh also.

Twelve.

Winter is over. Or the quarter is at least, the weather here hasn't really caught up with the times quite yet.

I want this bedroom.

So freaking awesome. I would probably just end up spending all of my time in there reading though. 

Taken from http://www.selectism.com

Eleven.

Pretty big undertakings coming my way.


My show is almost opening, and people have enjoyed themselves, and I successfully directed a play.

I am happy.

Ten.

Seeing as its oscar season I do wanna say a few words about it. 
 Didn't get the chance too see many of the movies (Ellensburg gets about 8 flicks at a time and they're mostly family/mainstream oriented). But I do want to say that if "The Wolfman doesn't win makeup design, then there is no justice. My point is simple, we live in a world that is pounded and hounded with CGI, especially horror movies, and here comes a movie that blends this (mediocre) trend with awesome make up, pretty flawlessly. So the fact they took a risk and made real live things as opposed to animating them in should be a strong enough platform for them to win on.


Seriously though. Watch "An American Werewolf in London" & "The Wolfman"  then watch "An American Werewolf in Paris" and see how awesome real stuff vs CGI is. 
If you cant make it through "Paris" I don't blame you.

Nine.

http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=830

Eight.

100 good reasons to kill myself (right now)

76) To sever my umbilical cord once and for all.

77) To be the founder of a new style: Dead Art.

78) To watch the movie of my life at a very exclusive screening.

79) To see if there are any virgins left on the other side.

80) So they'll deck me out when they lay me out.

81) Because I can't wait to use the amusing epitaph I made up: GOOD RIDDANCE.

82) To see if paralytics will be healed on my tomb.

83) So the twentieth century will finally contain an important event.

84) To feast on the exquisite blood of young women, once I'm a vampire.

85) Because I've always wanted to speak a dead tongue.

86) So I can, quite strikingly, inform everyone of my position on suicide.

87) Because Paris just isn't what it used to be.

88) Because Groucho Marx is dead.

89) Because I've read all the adventures of Sherlock Holmes.

90) Because weather forecasts let me down.

91) So others will follow my example.

92) To start a revolution.

93) To prove my skill, if I don't miss.

94) For a change of friends.

95) For a change of scene.

96) To be above the law.

97) Because a well-done suicide is worth more than an average lay.

98) So I won't die at a hospital.

99) So my blood will make a nice stain on a canvas.

100) Because I've got 1,000 good reasons to hate myself.

This is the last post of Roland Topor's 

"100 good reasons to kill myself (right now)". 

I stole these from A Journey Round My Skull