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100 good reasons to kill myself (right now)

76) To sever my umbilical cord once and for all.

77) To be the founder of a new style: Dead Art.

78) To watch the movie of my life at a very exclusive screening.

79) To see if there are any virgins left on the other side.

80) So they'll deck me out when they lay me out.

81) Because I can't wait to use the amusing epitaph I made up: GOOD RIDDANCE.

82) To see if paralytics will be healed on my tomb.

83) So the twentieth century will finally contain an important event.

84) To feast on the exquisite blood of young women, once I'm a vampire.

85) Because I've always wanted to speak a dead tongue.

86) So I can, quite strikingly, inform everyone of my position on suicide.

87) Because Paris just isn't what it used to be.

88) Because Groucho Marx is dead.

89) Because I've read all the adventures of Sherlock Holmes.

90) Because weather forecasts let me down.

91) So others will follow my example.

92) To start a revolution.

93) To prove my skill, if I don't miss.

94) For a change of friends.

95) For a change of scene.

96) To be above the law.

97) Because a well-done suicide is worth more than an average lay.

98) So I won't die at a hospital.

99) So my blood will make a nice stain on a canvas.

100) Because I've got 1,000 good reasons to hate myself.

This is the last post of Roland Topor's 

"100 good reasons to kill myself (right now)". 

I stole these from A Journey Round My Skull