Fitting for the number, a third of the number of the beast.
As morbid as this is I found it really funny.
1) Best way to make sure I'm not dead already.
2) It'll throw off the last census.
3) They're waiting on me down below to start the party.
4) They shoot horses, don't they?
5) I'll rise in the esteem of my peers.
6) I'll no longer dread the millennium.
7) Just like Werther! They won’t call me ill-read anymore.
8) I'd make a fool of my cancer.
9) I'd make a liar of my horoscope.
10) To be my therapist's ruin.
11) To get out of voting.
12) An infallible cure for baldness.
13) To make a fresh start!
14) Death ennobles: knighthood at last!
15) I'd feel less alone.
16) I'd be fêted next All Saints' Day.
17) The cost of living rises, but death remains affordable.
18) Good way to find your roots.
19) Finally, a martial arts move I can manage.
20) To be green and fertilize the lawn.
21) To mark the day with a white stone.
22) Others could put my organs to better use.
23) To make way for youth.
24) At last, a starring role!
25) To take advantage of the exhibitionism inherent in dissection tables.
26) To taste the subtle delights of reincarnation.
27) The nightmare of leap years, over at last!
28) To give my body of work a moral dimension.
29) To make people think I'm honorable.
30) To turn this list into a last will and testament.
31) I'll become a citizen of the world.
32) Euthanasia wasn't made for dogs.
33) I'll have the last word.
34) 67% of French people support the death penalty.
35) 'Cause it's a good way to quit smoking.
36) To simplify my duality: I'll see things more clearly with only one of me left.
37) A deliverance less laborious than a delivery.
38) There's nothing left to do.
39) I don't want to aggravate my lack of social security.
40) To kill a Jew, like everyone else.
41) To join the silent majority. The real one.
42) To leave behind a widow simply bursting with youth.
43) I can't live in worry now that my deodorant's stopped working.
44) To dodge the general draft.
45) To preserve the mystery surrounding me.
46) To prove the neutron bomb can't hurt me.
47) To lose weight without a diet, or even lifting a finger!
48) I insist on complying with the federal plan for staggered vacations.
49) I'm trying to spare someone else the unfortunate consequences of an assassination.
50) To save energy, coffee, and sugar.
stolen from a journey round my skull which is an amazing blog if you're interested in art or life at all.
I'm trying to find what book this is taken from. When I do I'll float it out.
My brain is slowly dying from Netflix instant watch. Caught up on this season of SNL and 30Rock now.
No comments:
Post a Comment